December
UneasyI have plenty to share today
First, there is the birthday just passed a few days ago now, resulting in a beautiful but oversised ring (which gives the illusion of a small, legless, diamond encrusted reptile curled comfortably around my digit), a simple but rather elegant necklace which of course, suits nothing in my cupboard (shall have to wear it only in the absence of clothes) and a tablet. The tablet is, for obvious reasons, my most coveted item. Unfortunately I've not been able to use it yet due to the people that are suddenly...not abundant...shall we say constant? Yes, one or two, always constant. Almost always male. I really don't plan it that way. But females always seem a bit...tacky? to me. I just don't cope well with girly chatter. That's my defense anywho.
If you ask anyone else, it's just promiscuity.
So tomorrow's the big day...If you're so inclined. Personally, I am. Nothing pleases me more than badly wrapped parcels to rip open. To be honest I think we'd all be happier (and richer) if we just brought empty boxes and wrapped them in the most garish things so that we could have all the more fun ripping and tearing that paper off. I hate people that pick...so delicately...at the strings and tape...Like it's going to make a difference. Like the three bucks they spent isn't just going in the bin. Like it matters.
Oh and the lights, they're my other favorite part. One house in particular, that's just a bit our of town...The ceiling in their garage impresses me the most...all covered in fake greenery and baubles and lights...Reminds me of when there was more stars in the sky. Just that it's fake and better. I felt a little under dressed in my work uniform, which resembles a large piece of navy material with sleeves for my spindly arms to stick out of.
Oh
I forgot to mention my baby.
I have purchased a laptop. An Asus, already covered with fingerprints and quickly filling to capacity as I upload my cd collection. I can tell we are going to have a beautiful relationship.
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